The Collector

Look at that sweet bean. If only she had actual valuable information to tell us in the morning. But it's okay. She cute.

Don't you just hate it when time passes?

Isabelle does. And she's coming for ya, Kevin.

Where is he?

KEVIN!!!

THERE YOU ARE

vibin'

GET YOUR BUT OUT THERE

Oh look, a Hercules Beetle. Better catch dat.

Oh...

No Timmy. No-one wants to hear about your god Crafting.

Especially not Kevin

That's right. He'll ring ya if he needs ya.

But it's only up from here. I can smell it.

Smell it!

...

Mocking me. Just out of reach. Always.

Hey Tree, what's cookin?

Wow, something no-one asked for. I see how it is.

He runs here but the stills had a ton of motion blur. It looked ugly is what I'm saying

Just like this grass

But that's besides the point. Look, he's gonna try to catch 'em!

Op! Here they come!

Kevin, where's your net?

Ahhhhh

Crikey! Look at the size of that one!

he did.

Aww, poor Blabbers.

*Workbench noises intensify*

*Clam pile noises intensify*

*Clam and workbench noises intensify*

but cut to the calming ocean.

Oh, that's a lot of bait...

OH! But there's a shark!

Yeah, he's thinking the same thing!

Literally

*internal excitement as if strategically ignores all your advances*

And he feels it. Mood.

Only to be be given...A SEA BASS??

MOOD

GIMME THAT

And we try.

Again.

And again.

and again...

And a quick break, but again right after.

Until we run out of sanity.

You'd think you'd get something else, but it's never the case.

only to find A WHALE! (Whales do not exist in the game. I know this. Please stop DMing me about it)

Even KEVINS surprised. get it buddy!

OOooo, it's bittin'!

He's got this

op...maybe not?

OP?!

EYYYYYY!

Good job, buddy!

Thanks Blabzers!

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a fossil?

You get the Insider leaks. Like knowing Lakitu actually operates the players camera.

And can see what it's like to be in a bag.

And GLOW.

And get man-handeled by a Owl I guess.

But then you get excited because HE got excited.

So he starts to play these games with you.

Gettin' ya all hype!

But to break your kneecaps

What the FUDGE, Blunders?

>:c Can you take it off my hands then?

Garbage.

No I don't want to hear about your rocks!

Kevins got a date with a certain someone.

They said they'd come back.

Oh! I think that's them!

Get hype!

Wait, are you the date?

You look nothing like your Nookder pictures...